If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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