Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.