You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?