i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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