Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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