??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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