If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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