Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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