so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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