Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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