I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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