What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just wanna soil my oats bro
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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