This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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