i would punch a child for taco bell
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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