now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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