eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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