i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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