I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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