That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Randomize
