I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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