That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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