dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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