So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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