I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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