i barfeds in our rink
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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