I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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