what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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