So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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