Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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