I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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