I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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