Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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