I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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