I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We are all done wearing pants today
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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