i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
