Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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