we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
