In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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