Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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