i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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