No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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