just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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