Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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