Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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