My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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