i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
