I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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