Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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