we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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