No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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