Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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