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• (313): View more from Michigan

  mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!

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  it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years

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  Not as covert as you thought huh?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  ......how on earth do you do that?

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  NINJAAAA

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.

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