I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.