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• (630): View more from Illinois

  after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked

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  so?

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  then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop

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  I really wish I could say this is a new low for you

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.

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• (310): View more from California

  Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?

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• (347): View more from New York

  maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.

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• (315): View more from New York

  she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.

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