If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
false alarm, still single
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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