Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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