honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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