I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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